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Theo Von

Theo Von (born March 19, 1980, Mandeville, United States), aged 46, is an American comedian and podcaster (born 1980).

Theo Von’s zodiac sign is Pisces, and in the Chinese zodiac they are a Metal Monkey, with Life Path 4 in numerology.

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Theo Von’s AsterNym identity

The Gilded Explorer

Metal represents precision. Metal-led charts are associated with standards, boundaries, discernment and the ability to remove what is unnecessary. Life Path 4 represents structure: foundations, systems and the patience to continue after the first enthusiasm fades.

Metal Day Master (BaZi) × mutable Sun × Life Path 4, on the physical plane.

How common is the name Theo in the U.S.?

#82

US rank in 2025

~39,333

Americans share it since 1880

2023

its peak year

US Social Security Administration public records

Theo’s lucky numbers, colours and stones

Traditional correspondences calculated from AsterNym’s astrology, wuxing and numerology system.

Lucky numbers

4 · 9

Lucky colours

White & Gold

Lucky day

Thursday

Direction

West

Season

autumn

Stones

Aquamarine, Yellow Sapphire, Rutilated Quartz

Flower constellation

🌼 Daffodil · 🌸 Peony · 🤍 White Camellia

Sunlit yellow · Rose-gold · Silver

The same wuxing & numerology correspondences as your own print. One tradition, read for everyone

What the chart says

Theo, according to the stars

Core essence

Theo feels everything, and it is the best and hardest thing about them. The core of Theo is imagination with a soft heart behind it: the daydream, the creative pull, the instinct that knows how someone is doing before they do. They absorb the mood of a room and give back something kinder. Their softness is not weakness, it is the whole point.

The vibe

Underneath, Theo is calm in a way that steadies other people. The Moon in Taurus wants comfort that can be touched: the same mug, the same song, the friend who does not need explaining to. What Theo needs to feel safe is consistency. Show up the same way twice and you are in.

How Theo wants to be loved

Theo wants to be loved slowly and for real. Venus in Taurus is touch, food, the good blanket, the plan that does not change. They are sensual and steady and they want to be shown, not told: the small physical kindnesses count double. Once Theo is yours, they stay, and they expect the same.

How Theo creates

How Theo makes things happen: they refine it until it shines. A Yin Metal day master is jewellery, precise, aesthetic, particular about the finish. Theo creates by polishing, by taste, by knowing exactly which detail makes the whole thing sing. Sensitive to being handled roughly, and worth handling well.

Instinct

Instinct: Theo is witty and inventive, a Monkey year, and their gut reaction is to play with the problem. Clever, funny, curious, a little mischievous, and quick to land on their feet. The Metal year sharpens it: principled, determined, clear about what is right.

Purpose

Purpose: Life Path 4 is the builder. Theo is here to make things that last, to put structure under other people's dreams, to be trusted with the real work. Loyal, practical, honest, and learning that the plan can bend without breaking.

Triggers

Triggers: being ignored, or being made small. Mars in Leo means Theo fights with pride and flair and needs the win to be seen. Generous in victory, dramatic in defeat, and never, ever petty for long. Give them the stage and the fire becomes warmth.

Computed from Theo's birth date, not guessed. The full working is below.

Where Theo sits

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Intimate circleWide network
Theo

You likely balance a tight inner circle with a wider orbit you dip into.

DeliberateSpontaneous
Theo

You likely think things through before you act. Haste rarely feels safe.

PrivateExpressive
Theo

You likely share some feelings openly and keep others to yourself.

Cool off firstResolve immediately
Theo

You may need space before addressing conflict. Cooling off comes first.

PracticalVisionary
Theo

You likely balance practical steps with room to imagine further.

Gradual trustImmediate chemistry
Theo

You likely warm up at a pace that depends on the person and moment.

✦ A real star from their birth night

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Theo Von at a glance

Pisces Sun

Kind, porous, easily flooded.

Theo Von's Sun was in Pisces for the whole of March 19, 1980, so no birth time is needed to settle it. Traditional Pisces readings associate the sign with imagination, empathy and permeable boundaries: absorbing the mood of a place and turning it into something. Astrologers describe it as the mutable water sign, traditionally ruled by Jupiter and in modern practice by Neptune. The corresponding tension is drift, described in the tradition as a difficulty telling one's own feelings from everyone else's.

Metal Monkey

Wit is the tool.

Theo Von was born on March 19, 1980, which falls in a Metal Monkey year of the Chinese calendar. Traditional Monkey readings emphasise ingenuity, wit and the ability to find unconventional solutions to problems others have given up on. The Chinese almanacs describe the Monkey as the cleverest sign in the cycle, playful and quick. The corresponding caution in the tradition is mischief, and a trick played one time too many on the wrong person.

Life Path 4

Slow, solid, lasting.

Theo Von's birth date, March 19, 1980, reduces to Life Path 4 under the numerology method AsterNym uses. Traditional Life Path 4 readings associate the number with structure, patience and building: turning ideas into plans and plans into something that outlasts the mood that started it. Numerologists describe it as the path of the builder. The corresponding tension is rigidity, with the caution that the structure was meant to serve the life and not the reverse.

What stands out in Theo’s chart

Theo’s birth chart

Reference chart · birth time unknown

No documented birth time exists for Theo Von, so the positions below are checked across the whole birth date, not fixed at noon. The Moon ranges from 3° to 18° Taurus depending on the hour. The wheel's houses are a solar chart, counted from the Sun's sign, because the Ascendant needs a time.

AriesTaurusGeminiCancerLeoVirgoLibraScorpioSagittariusCapricornAquariusPisces123456789101112Saturn grinds against Neptune · Square, 0.5° orbNeptune opens doors for Pluto · Sextile, 1.7° orbSaturn opens doors for Uranus · Sextile, 2.2° orbMars grinds against Uranus · Square, 2.4° orbMoon fuses with Venus · Conjunction, 3.4° orbMoon opens doors for Mercury · Sextile, 3.6° orbSun flows with Uranus · Trine, 3.9° orbMars fuses with Jupiter · Conjunction, 4.5° orbSun in Pisces · 29°17′29°Moon in Taurus · 10°58′10°Mercury in Pisces · 7°25′Venus in Taurus · 14°20′14°Mars in Leo · 27°51′ · retrograde27°Jupiter in Virgo · 2°21′ · retrogradeSaturn in Virgo · 23°12′ · retrograde23°Uranus in Scorpio · 25°24′ · retrograde25°Neptune in Sagittarius · 22°40′22°Pluto in Libra · 20°59′ · retrograde20°

No birth time, so the houses are a solar chart: the Sun’s sign counts as house 1. A documented time would place them from the Ascendant instead.

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Sextile 60°
Square 90°
Trine 120°
Opposition 180°

Placements

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The working: aspects, Chiron and the asteroids, dominant planets and configurationsshow

Aspects across every possible birth time

Stable aspects hold for any birth hour. Possible ones depend on the hour, so their orb is a range rather than a number. Orb policy western_v1.

  • stableSaturnsquareNeptune0.5° to 0.6° orb

    Theo’s discipline grinds against their imagination. The angle that irritates, and the one that teaches.

  • stableNeptunesextilePluto1.7° orb

    Theo’s imagination opens doors for their depths. An easy alliance, and it pays off when it is used.

  • stableSaturnsextileUranus2.2° orb

    Theo’s discipline opens doors for their need for freedom.

  • stableMarssquareUranus2.3° to 2.6° orb

    Theo’s drive grinds against their need for freedom. The friction is lifelong. Worked with, it builds real strength.

  • stableSuntrineUranus3.4° to 4.4° orb

    Theo’s core identity flows straight into their need for freedom.

  • stableMarsconjunctionJupiter4.4° to 4.6° orb

    Theo’s drive and growth act as one. Wherever one goes, the other is already there.

  • stableMercuryoppositionJupiter5.0° to 5.1° orb

    Theo’s mind pulls against their growth from across the wheel. Two ends of one rope.

  • stableMarstrineNeptune5.1° to 5.3° orb

    Theo’s drive flows straight into their imagination. Effortless, which is exactly why it gets taken for granted.

  • stableSunoppositionSaturn5.6° to 6.6° orb

    Theo’s core identity pulls against their discipline from across the wheel. Two ends of one rope.

  • stableJupitersquareUranus6.9° to 7.0° orb

    Theo’s growth grinds against their need for freedom. The angle that irritates, and the one that teaches.

  • possibleMoonconjunctionVenusorb from 0.0° to 10.2° depending on birth time

  • possibleMoonsextileMercuryorb from 0.1° to 10.8° depending on birth time

Chart signature

Elements

  • Fire2 of 10
  • Earth4 of 10
  • Air1 of 10
  • Water3 of 10

Modalities

  • Cardinal1 of 10
  • Fixed4 of 10
  • Mutable5 of 10

Counted across the ten planets by sign: Earth leads this chart.

Theo’s Chiron, Ceres, Eros, Hygiea and Lilith

Four minor bodies and the mean lunar apogee, placed in the same tropical zodiac as the planets above. None of these feed the chart signature, the rarity score or any ranking on this site: they are listed for readers who use them. Chiron, Ceres, Eros and Hygiea positions come from JPL Horizons; Black Moon Lilith is the mean apogee, the point most published Lilith tables use. The readings are the modern tradition’s, not AsterNym’s. Without a birth time the degree is the noon value and the day's movement is shown alongside it.

  • ChironTaurus 10°51′ (moves 0.05° over the day)

    centaur (2060) · the wound and what is learnt from it

    Chiron in Taurus is read as a wound around security and worth. The reading has Theo building steadiness by hand after finding it could not be assumed.

  • CeresTaurus 3°38′ (moves 0.38° over the day)

    dwarf planet (1) · how a person nurtures and wants to be nurtured

    Ceres in Taurus is read as nurture through the physical: food, comfort, a steady presence. Theo is read as someone who shows care by providing.

  • ErosTaurus 14°22′ (moves 0.85° over the day)

    near-Earth asteroid (433) · what draws them and how they desire

    Eros in Taurus is read as desire through the senses and through time. The reading has Theo wanting what can be touched, kept and returned to.

  • HygieaAries 18°11′ (moves 0.33° over the day)

    main-belt asteroid (10) · health, routine and what keeps them well

    Hygiea in Aries is read as health kept through action and short bursts. The reading has Theo feeling well when moving and poorly when made to wait.

  • Black Moon LilithVirgo 28°16′ (moves 0.11° over the day)

    mean lunar apogee · the part that refuses to be tamed

    Black Moon Lilith in Virgo is read as a refusal of the standard of good enough, turned both outward and inward. The modern reading has Theo exacting with themselves first.

Aspects to the asteroids and Lilith

Major aspects only, at a tight orb. The Moon is left out because its position moves 13° across an untimed day.

  • Eros conjunction Venus 0.0°
  • Black Moon Lilith opposition Sun 1.0°
  • Ceres trine Jupiter 1.3°
  • Hygiea opposition Pluto 2.8°
  • Black Moon Lilith sextile Uranus 2.9°

Method: JPL Horizons heliocentric vectors, 1700–2100, cubic Hermite interpolation; geocentric, true ecliptic of date, tropical; geometric (no light-time or aberration); Lilith = mean lunar apogee (Chapront/Meeus mean perigee + 180°).

Theo’s dominant planets

Scored from rulerships, dispositors and aspect count. Without a birth time there is no Ascendant or house to score, and the Moon's sign is left out where it could change with the hour.

  1. 1. Neptune8 pts

    rules the Sun sign, Pisces; disposes Sun, Mercury; 3 major aspects

  2. 2. Jupiter5.5 pts

    traditionally rules the Sun sign, Pisces; disposes Neptune; 3 major aspects

  3. 3. Uranus4 pts

    4 major aspects

A Neptune-led chart is read as imagination and porousness leading: Theo is read as tuned to what is not said.

How the score is built
  • Rules the Sun sign, Moon sign or Ascendant sign: 3 points each (traditional co-rulers of Scorpio, Aquarius and Pisces score half).
  • Sits in a sign it rules: 2 points.
  • Disposes another planet (that planet sits in a sign it rules): 1 point each.
  • Angular: 2 points in the first or tenth house, 1 point in the fourth or seventh (timed births only).
  • Every major aspect it makes: 1 point.

Dominance scoring is an AsterNym method. Other sites weight differently and can name a different leader for the same chart.

Configurations in Theo’s chart

Closed shapes among the ten planets under the site’s one aspect-orb policy. The Moon is excluded without a birth time, so a shape that needs it is not claimed.

No stellium, grand trine, T-square, grand cross, yod or kite closes among the planets that can be placed. That is the common case, not a gap.

Minor aspects

semi-sextile 30° (orb 2°), semi-square 45° (orb 2°), quintile 72° (orb 1.5°), sesquiquadrate 135° (orb 2°), biquintile 144° (orb 1.5°), quincunx 150° (orb 2.5°). Pairs already in a major aspect are not repeated. Moon excluded without a birth time.

  • Sun semi-square Venus 0.0°
  • Sun quincunx Mars 1.4°
  • Mercury sesquiquadrate Pluto 1.4°

Houses need a birth time. None is documented for Theo Von, so no house placements are claimed for the planets or the minor bodies above.

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Theo’s cards

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Birth tarot card

The Emperor

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AsterNym identity card

The Gilded Explorer

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Western zodiac

Pisces

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Chinese zodiac

Monkey 申

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♃ Ruled by Jupiter

Tin Sn

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The working: BaZi pillarsshow

BaZi pillars

Day Master: yin Metal.

Year

yang Metal

Monkey

Metal

roots & early life

Month

yin Earth

Rabbit

Wood

work & drive

Day

day master

yin Metal

Rabbit

Wood

you & partnership

No birth time is on public record for Theo Von, so this chart has three pillars rather than four. The hour pillar, the rising sign and the birth-sky star all need a time, and we would rather leave them out than invent one.

Where this data comes from

Theo’s birth date and birthplace come from Wikidata Q7781503, released under CC0, as do the occupations, works, teams and awards in the biography above. No documented birth time is available, so this chart is rated X on the Rodden scale, the astrological convention for how well evidenced a birth time is. Time-dependent results use a clearly labelled reference time and should not be read as their exact birth chart. Entries are matched to Wikidata by entity id rather than by name, kept only at day precision, and dropped where sources disagree on the date.

Roster last reviewed September 10, 2026. Every entry is checked against its Wikidata record; where a person shares a name with someone else, the entity id is what settles which of them this is. What we will not tell you sets out the claims this site refuses to make.

These are traditional interpretations, not facts or predictions. AsterNym is not affiliated with or endorsed by Theo Von.

Quick answers about Theo Von’s chart

How old is Theo Von?
Theo Von is 46 years old, born March 19, 1980 in Mandeville, United States.
What zodiac sign is Theo Von?
Theo Von is a Pisces: born March 19, 1980, which puts the Sun in Pisces for the whole of that day. That is the Western star sign. In the Chinese zodiac they are a Metal Monkey.
What is Theo Von's Chinese zodiac animal?
The Monkey, with the Metal element, from the Chinese lunar year of the March 19, 1980 birth.
What time was Theo Von born?
No reliably documented birth time is public, so AsterNym does not calculate an Ascendant. This chart uses date-only positions: the wheel shows a reference solar chart (the Sun's sign as house 1), and the Ascendant is left uncomputed instead of guessed from an unverified time.
What is Theo Von's Life Path number?
Life Path 4, calculated in numerology from the March 19, 1980 birth date.
What is Theo Von's Chiron sign?
Chiron in Taurus at 10°. Position from JPL Horizons for the March 19, 1980 birth date.
Where is Theo Von's Black Moon Lilith?
Mean Black Moon Lilith in Virgo at 28°. This is the mean lunar apogee; the osculating Lilith some tables use can sit up to 30° away.
What is Theo Von's dominant planet?
Neptune, on AsterNym's dominance score (8 points: rules the Sun sign, Pisces; disposes Sun, Mercury; 3 major aspects). Jupiter is second and Uranus third. Other sites weight rulerships and aspects differently and can name a different leader.

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